So this guy walks out of a bar exam....

...and then has to wait four months to find out if he's a lawyer. Meantime, see, no one wants to hire him. Laughing yet?

Look, I know that there were a couple thousand of us. But for $815, it still seems like I shouldn't have to wait until Thanksgiving for results. That's all.

And about that: why does everyone keep calling them "results"? The exam may have been two parts, but it's really just one "result." This is just the kind of thing I'll need to fixate on in the next four months to maintain some semblance of sanity.